Brutus, The Customer Service Rep
Age: 6 years
Weight: 18 lbs.
Breed: Tabby Mix
Brutus was born on the wrong side of the bed. He grew to be the largest, grouchiest cat in his rough and tough neighborhood, which was ironically on the wrong side of the tracks.
After surviving the streets, he decided he needed to make an honest living. He was hired by the local five-and-dime store as the customer service rep in the Complaint Department. Soon the complaints were only about Brutus causing the department to close its window.
Shameless, Brutus sat smiling proudly to himself.